The Best Part of The Ferrari Roma?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/04/2020 at 08:25 • Filed to: None

2

42

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! My 128i had one, my Camaro has one. All cars should come equipp ed with a convenient burrito holder. Do your cars have a convenient burrito holder?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 08:32

0

No, not unless it were really really big.

My cars trunk does have a recess the exact size of a basketball though. Guess what I keep there? A GIANT ROUND BURRITO! 

Just Jeepin' > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 08:34

4

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 08:37

0

That is not convenient.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Just Jeepin' 08/04/2020 at 08:37

0

Also not convenient

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 08:43

1

Hey now that’s the queso warmer!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 08:51

0

In what way? I like my Burritos large and round.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 08:54

0

You have to put it in the trunk.

412GTI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 08:58

5

Does an under seat drawer with space for multiple burritos count?

Darkbrador > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 08:59

2

(that’s what she said ?)

Darkbrador > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 08:59

0

(that’s what she said too ?)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 412GTI 08/04/2020 at 09:00

0

Can it be conveniently accessed and can it safely hold a burrito?

Thomas Donohue > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:01

2

So much symmetry. Will need a burrito with deviated printing on the wrapper.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Darkbrador 08/04/2020 at 09:01

4

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Darkbrador 08/04/2020 at 09:07

1

That is so bad it is good. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:08

0

So? It stays nice a cool in there comparatively and no burrito thieves can break in and steal what they don't know is there. 

Hudson Hawkish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:08

0

I thought that was for mulligatawny? Damn

Hudson Hawkish > 412GTI 08/04/2020 at 09:09

4

That's where the burrito goes a couple of hours later 

Hudson Hawkish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:10

1

Hookers like burritos?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 09:11

0

It’s not convenient

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:15

0

Less convenient than b a burrito armrest where  it can get all soggy and grubby?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 09:20

1

Sir, the convenient burrito holder is not a long term burrito storage container. You have your burrito still wrapped and in the to go bag placed in the convenient burrito holder that is within easy reach as you are sitting in the car on your way to the destination at which you will then eat your burrito.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hudson Hawkish 08/04/2020 at 09:20

1

Dead ones don’t eat burritos 

412GTI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:30

1

Yes and Yes!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 412GTI 08/04/2020 at 09:31

3

Congratulations on having a convenient  burrito holder.

Thomas Donohue > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:33

1

You keep saying ‘not convenient’ but I don’t think you realize how inconvenient it would be to get into the back seat of the Roma holding a burrito.

Tripper > 412GTI 08/04/2020 at 09:34

1

Hey, is that drawer worth it? I have kicked around getting it a million times but its like $200 and I’m not sure what I would put in it. Def not burritos though, those go in my belly.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:34

3

First an email ad from chipotle, now this... now I have to get a burrito

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Thomas Donohue 08/04/2020 at 09:37

1

This man gets it. The back seat of Roma itself is inherently inconvenient.

412GTI > Tripper 08/04/2020 at 09:39

1

I really want to say yes but honestly I rarely use it. At most I’ll put snacks in it on road trips or something but usually mine’s empty. I just love the novelty of it and am saddened they took it away on 7.5's.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:39

0

But your long term burrito ball storage container also makes a great picnic spot. It is a roomy, airy, and wel l lit trunk this is a pleasant place to spend some time nom nom nomming. Where is the sense of occasion in the Roma?

Meh, I’ll just grab this big old burrito and lunch in my car OR let’s take an exciting journey to the trunk!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 09:43

1

You don’t eat the burrito in the car. What kind of savage eats a burrito in a car?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Thomas Donohue 08/04/2020 at 09:44

0

As you go to sit in the front seat or get out of the front seat the burrito holder is conveniently located.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 08/04/2020 at 09:45

0

They sell merch now, and that makes me sad.

Thomas Donohue > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 09:52

1

With all due respect, I don’t believe it is. From the LHD driver side, y ou are likely to separate your shoulder trying to access that pocket with your right arm, or would have to hold the outer seat with your right arm and swing in with your left to get access.

Many inconveniences.

As shown previously, it’s just too far back.   

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Thomas Donohue 08/04/2020 at 10:00

3

Not at all inconvenient, trust me I’ve now lived with 2 cars that have burrito holders located in the exact same place, the reach back is minimal, the burrito isn’t in your way whilst operating the vehicle and it is securely held in place. If your arm isn’t capable of reaching that spot when seated, then you should consult an orthopedic surgeon.

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 10:01

0

Wouldn’t it be a calzone holder?  

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 10:12

0

It’s a Ferrari so wouldn’t it be a cannoli holder?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > WilliamsSW 08/04/2020 at 10:28

2

I’d settle for Piad a

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 10:48

0

That looks yummy.  Better comp to a burrito too. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 10:56

0

You, apparently. And I wouldn't mind eating a burrito ball in my trunk at all. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 11:01

0

I never once suggested this was to eat in your car. That’s a misconstrued view on convenient burrito holders

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2020 at 12:29

0

Lame